I'm working at this historic state park place, right? The first European settlers in the area were French voyageurs, and later British troops who took over their fort and then later moved it to a nearby island.
A guy is working admission on the island. I heard this story directly from his own lips, and from my own experience working admission, i find this entirely believable.
A blonde woman in her late 30's comes up to the booth. After an exchange of greetings, the dialogue goes something like this...
"Is this a State Park?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Oh... I didn't know that France had states."
"Ummm... France doesn't have states."
"Oh! Then ---- State runs it for them?"
"No, the park is owned by ---- State."
"Oh? So, they don't have to pay rent or anything?"
"No Ma'am."
"Oh. When did the fort stop being French?"
"It never was - this was a British Fort."
"So, it isn't French?"
...
Yarn.
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