Sea Kittens ?!?

I'm sorry, but i just don't believe this is real. It has to be a spoof, right?

Texting Can Be Hazardous to Your Health!!

I love this article. It's full of really great medical advice along the lines of "why reading a book and unicycling can be dangerous" or "why you should face forward when walking down the sidewalk" or "why you should not drink hot coffee and jumprope at the same time..."

ROTFLOL

We were in a hotel room channel surfing when we heard this joke on TV. I about died. My eldest brother and dad found it somewhat amusing, and my mom thought that the funniest thing about it was that i found it so funny. I expect this doesn't say much for my sense of humour. Oh well. Tell me what you think. It's much funnier when told out loud - there's a certain accent, and all that. But this is the best i can do for now. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? ... ... ... ... ... Yarn.

A Perpetuation of the Blonde Stereotype

I'm working at this historic state park place, right? The first European settlers in the area were French voyageurs, and later British troops who took over their fort and then later moved it to a nearby island. A guy is working admission on the island. I heard this story directly from his own lips, and from my own experience working admission, i find this entirely believable. A blonde woman in her late 30's comes up to the booth. After an exchange of greetings, the dialogue goes something like this... "Is this a State Park?" "Yes Ma'am." "Oh... I didn't know that France had states." "Ummm... France doesn't have states." "Oh! Then ---- State runs it for them?" "No, the park is owned by ---- State." "Oh? So, they don't have to pay rent or anything?" "No Ma'am." "Oh. When did the fort stop being French?" "It never was - this was a British Fort." "So, it isn't French?" ...

STUDMUFFIN!!!

this is to give you something to look at while i am pretending to work:

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i am related to this person...

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(that's a baby shirt he used to actually wear. we found it in the rag bin and decided to see if it would still fit him. it seemed like a good idea at the time.)

and this person...

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(see his muscles!! that's a blade in his hand, in case you can't tell. and he's wearing a pirate necklace with a matching earring. i somehow don't think many pirates wear socks, but oh well.)

and this person...

(do you know, he actually asks for ties at Christmas? and has since he was eleven? i love this kid. even though he's way cuter than me. he has to fend off the girls with a stick.)

awww... isn't he adorable?

and always remember, there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's

Next Door

They are trying on each other's brassiere's. Loudly, with much giggling, and exclamations of "BOOBIES!!". Why?

Hamlet - the Musical

I'm not sure how this will work, but... here goes. Hamlet

The Cutest Dog in the Whole Wide World

Silly Sally!!!!